2023 Jersey

Description

Through our jersey, we celebrate our generous sponsors, we unite our riders, we provide world peace and throw some ice on a warming planet.

With our Soft Cogs Tech (TM) – you’ll enjoy:

• Slipdream 2000 – When worn with our bib knicks, the two lock in together, creating an airofoil – like a 2ft Nismo spoiler on your back
• Slip/Slop/Drop (the hammer) – Protects skin from sun damage and turns solar energy into electrolytes (ESG approved)
• Wrinkle Kick-Out – Helps smoothen skin and reduce wrinkles and age spots
• Wattage Cottage – Hidden pockets to store ebike batteries, blood transfusion bags or clenbuterol injections

Numbers are limited so pre-order yours today.