Through our jersey, we celebrate our generous sponsors, we unite our riders, we provide world peace and throw some ice on a warming planet.
With our Soft Cogs Tech (TM) – you’ll enjoy:
- Slipdream 2000 – When worn with our bib knicks, the two lock in together, creating an airofoil – like a 2ft Nismo spoiler on your back
- Slip/Slop/Drop (the hammer) – Protects skin from sun damage and turns solar energy into electrolytes (ESG approved)
- Wrinkle Kick-Out – Helps smoothen skin and reduce wrinkles and age spots
- Wattage Cottage – Hidden pockets to store ebike batteries, blood transfusion bags or clenbuterol injections
Numbers are limited so pre-order yours today.